It is the season of Celebrations
Graduations,Christenings,Weddings
All take planning, preparation and pulling it off-
So to speak...
So to speak...
Which comes to the very important decision I have to make
What to wear..
I pick my dress
I pick my shoes
and then I, like you, have to decide
Spanx or no Spanx
I know, if you are a guy you have just tuned out
or scratching your head--but its real...
Even though they are a neccesary evil
and a topic that brings strangers together in fits of laughter
Like many of you, I take the "Plunge"
As I squirm,squeeze and sweat
I know I have a sisterhood out there
who have just wondered the same thing..
Do your Spanx hang low
Do they stop the wiggle to and fro
Do you strap them to your bra
or throw them over your shoulder
Can you stuff in the lumps and still jump
Do your Spanx hang low!!
To those men still reading..YOUR WELCOME
I know, if you are a guy you have just tuned out
or scratching your head--but its real...
Even though they are a neccesary evil
and a topic that brings strangers together in fits of laughter
Like many of you, I take the "Plunge"
As I squirm,squeeze and sweat
I know I have a sisterhood out there
who have just wondered the same thing..
Do your Spanx hang low
Do they stop the wiggle to and fro
Do you strap them to your bra
or throw them over your shoulder
Can you stuff in the lumps and still jump
Do your Spanx hang low!!
To those men still reading..YOUR WELCOME
